Yesterday Dale and I went out for Chinese for lunch. You know the drill right when you get the bill they give you fortune cookies . Dale and I always get a big laugh out of what is written on them. Yesterday was no exception. Dales read" You will do well to take a vacation to the west." We both could not stop laughing because I have been referring to his deployment as a vacation joking around, and he will definitely be in the west. My cookie read Pleasure awaits you by the seashore that even gave us a bigger giggle. (Like I am going to be near any sea shore any time soon)So tell me what are some of the funny fortunes cookies you've gotten?
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We had Chinese food on Monday night and my fortune said "You will share your good fortune with others!" LOL! (I posted my giveaway list on Tuesday!)
It's weird how sometimes they are spot on!
By the way...your massive sunshine bag is a ginormous hit on my giveaway list!!! I had tons of emails and comments about it!!!!
(giveaway starts next Monday...)
I don't know about funny, but my favorite was "Imagine the things you would attempt if you knew you could not fail". Don't you just love it!? :)
Right before we had Keaton, Kamy got a fortune that said "A short stranger will soon enter your life". I kept it and put it in her baby book.
I can't rememver any specifically...but something that people my age always do is tack on the words "in bed" to the fortune...and as terrible as it is...its also HILARIOUS!!
Mine are always these ambiguous fortunes that anyone could have....like.....'you are with others who eat chinese food.......'...yeah.
Fun times!
My fortunes always say things about friendship! Never fails! :)
I always make up my own. It is especially fun when you are with a group of friends..."You will lose 30 pounds this month" or "A sexy man with massage oil awaits in you". Hee Hee
BTW - I'm doing a spring swap over on my blog if you want to get in on the fun!
My very most favorite was from a church youth dance that I was chaperoning. We had a cookie mix up. The cookies were supposed to have the yearly YM/YW standard and most of them did.
I was the first to try the cookies and mine said "Thank you for using Planned Parenthood"
Yep, I was 8 months pregnant with Brantley. Us leaders were laughing so hard. We took the cookies away and some leaders ran out to get some different cookies.
Mine are always boring!
We always add in the bathroom or bedroom, depending on if the kids are with us or not. It makes them that much funnier.
The other day we went to a Chinese place. My 15 year old opened one an just handed it to my husband. She said "this one is yours". It talked about getting finances straight. He has been big on that lately so it was kind of funny.
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